Buckle up for our May newsletter, the Crossover Event you never knew you needed! This month, we’re rolling out the red carpet for a quartet of celebrations that blend better than tequila and lime: Cinco de Mayo, Star Wars Day, the Kentucky Derby, and the thrilling countdown to the last week of school. Imagine margaritas and mint juleps served by stormtroopers in sombreros, and Yoda in a fancy Derby hat offering wise betting advice—now, that’s a crossover event worthy of a galactic fiesta! May the 4th be with you as we kick off Star Wars Day and the Kentucky Derby in spectacular fashion! Just in case you've been hiding in a Sarlacc pit, remember that Star Wars Day coincides with both our community pool's grand opening and the Kentucky Derby. It's the perfect chance to brandish your lightsaber-like pool noodles while donning your finest sombrero sun hats! But be cautious—excessive dueling might prompt the lifeguard to teleport you from the cantina to a galaxy far, far away. ...
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